One morning a crippled man came into the church on crutches. He
stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both
then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to
the priest what he'd just seen.
"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me
where is this
"Flat on his ass over by the holy water," the boy informed him.