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That's the way to wave a towel

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are
very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the
two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over
you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But
it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go
back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave
the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets
into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young
man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an
enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm. The husband smiles,
looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,

"You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel."