WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED
1. "The cucumber
has left the salad."
2. "Someone tore
down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
3. "Your soldier
ain't so unknown now."
4. "Quasimodo needs
to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
5. "Elvis Junior
has LEFT the building!"
6. "Mini Me is making
a break for the escape pod."
7. "You've got your
fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
8. "You've got a
security breach at Los Pantaloons."
9. "I'm talking
about Shaft, can you dig it?"
10. "Men are From
Mars, women can see Your Penis."